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by | September 15, 2011 · 5:15 am

Does Lindsay Lohan need a breast lift?

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Last month, the whole world saw Lindsay Lohan show up in an ultra boob-a-licious white dress, but did anyone notice that she’s looking a little saggy for a young woman with breast implants?

Don’t get me wrong… I’m not saying that she looks “bad”… I’m just saying that her breast implants don’t have the typical appearance for someone her age. They are still very full and shapely, but just a bit lower than you might expect them to be. We know Lindsay has had her breast implants for several years now, so it’s not a surprise that she’s now experiencing some sagging.

Continue Reading to find out how Lindsanity could bring ‘the girls’ back to normal with a Breast Lift!

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by | September 26, 2010 · 12:44 pm

Lindsay Lohan Gets “Emergency” Lip Implants!

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Three things seem to rule Lindsanity’s life right now… alcohol, drugs, and plastic surgery!

Normally Lindsay would be the butt of a few good one-liners, but this time we think she’s getting too far out of control to make jokes. She’s only 23 with a rap sheet that reads like a book, a collection of mug shots that looks like a Before & After gallery, and a life that’s pathetic enough for porn stars to make fun of. She has known addictions to drugs and alcohol, and now maybe a new addition to plastic surgery.

We just can’t imagine responding to the stress of doing time by rushing off to get lip implants before the slammer closes! She did the same thing last time she went to jail, but back then, she chose fillers for her lip augmentation. This time, according to AwfulPlasticSurgery, she wanted something permanent because she didn’t know how long she was going to be locked up.

Screwed up priorities? You bet ‘cha! Fame and fortune is eating this poor girl alive, and she’s giving new meaning to the phrase “keep a stiff upper lip” 🙂

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by | August 15, 2010 · 4:43 pm

Lindsay Gets Spoofed by Porn Star

You know you’re down and out when a real-life porn star makes fun of you!

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She’s almost a spitting image of Lindsanity Lohan, but Scarlett Fay is probably glad she is who she is. Lindsay was supposed to play 1970’s porn star Linda Lovelace in an independent film called Inferno, but who knows what kind of impact her recent jail sentence will have on the role.

Lindsay, you gotta clean it up girl! Who knows who’s gonna be making fun of you next…

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Lindsay's "Before & After" Mug Shot! She's doing time and looking old!

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Poor Lindsanity… She said “f*ck u” to the judge, made all her lawyers quit, and now she’s going to the slammer. All that partying, drunk driving, and mayhem has caught up to her in more ways than one. Take a look at her “Before & After” Mug Shot, and look at how much older she looks! She’s still a young girl, but boy has she aged! Lindsay Looks Old! Bea … Read More

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by | July 21, 2010 · 12:31 pm

Lindsay’s “Before & After” Mug Shot! She’s doing time and looking old!

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Poor Lindsanity… She said “f*ck u” to the judge, made all her lawyers quit, and now she’s going to the slammer.

All that partying, drunk driving, and mayhem has caught up to her in more ways than one. Take a look at her “Before & After” Mug Shot, and look at how much older she looks! She’s still a young girl, but boy has she aged!

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by | July 11, 2010 · 10:58 am

Lindsay Lohan is Classy With a Capital “K”… and an “FUC”

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Well, it looks like Lindsanity Lohan is finally gonna pay for her ridiculousness, but unfortunately we may not see her behind bars for another 6-12 months. Her lawyers are appealing the judge’s decision for jail time, and the appeal is not expected to be heard for at least that long. Lindsay is definitely not helping her cause by showing off a this little piece of artwork on her middle fingernail…

Lindsay’s Rap Sheet

  1. She was 11 hours late for her last photo shoot with Bravo
  2. She’s addicted to prescription drugs and “doctor shops” for refills
  3. She and her dad drop the F-bomb on television
  4. She had a very narrow escape from getting caught with cocaine in her car, and then failed a drug test for it
  5. She has over $600,000 in debt
  6. Her lawyers say “she is a nightmare to work with… because of her bad attitude”
  7. She’s a chain smoker, and friends say she won’t survive a day in the slammer without cigarettes
  8. She showed up to court with “FUCK U” written on her middle fingernail

In spite of all this, she somehow managed to get a deal for a reality TV show, and find someone to inject her lips full of fillers… good work Linds… fish lips and F-bomb fingernail polish… that’s gonna help you change the judge’s mind about you being a model citizen 🙂

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by | July 1, 2010 · 3:10 pm

No, No, LiLo!!! Do we really need a “LOW-han” Reality Show?

Wow! It’s the Real House Wives of Long Island! Oh, wait, it’s actually just the “LOW-hans” desperately trying to make another buck at the expense  of the little bit of dignity they have left. Classy with a “K” 🙂

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The family matriarch (ha!), Dina, recently told the NY Post, “I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do.”

Hmm, what will Mama Lohan have in store for us? Check out this old pic for an idea of some quality Mother-daughter time Lohan style. Dakota, Alania, RUN as fast as you can! Continue reading →

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