Wow! It’s the Real House Wives of Long Island! Oh, wait, it’s actually just the “LOW-hans” desperately trying to make another buck at the expense of the little bit of dignity they have left. Classy with a “K” 🙂

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The family matriarch (ha!), Dina, recently told the NY Post, “I want to prove that we are a good, hardworking family and we don’t have the crazy lives that some people claim we do.”
Hmm, what will Mama Lohan have in store for us? Check out this old pic for an idea of some quality Mother-daughter time Lohan style. Dakota, Alania, RUN as fast as you can! Continue reading