Lindsay Lohan Gets “Emergency” Lip Implants!

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Three things seem to rule Lindsanity’s life right now… alcohol, drugs, and plastic surgery!

Normally Lindsay would be the butt of a few good one-liners, but this time we think she’s getting too far out of control to make jokes. She’s only 23 with a rap sheet that reads like a book, a collection of mug shots that looks like a Before & After gallery, and a life that’s pathetic enough for porn stars to make fun of. She has known addictions to drugs and alcohol, and now maybe a new addition to plastic surgery.

We just can’t imagine responding to the stress of doing time by rushing off to get lip implants before the slammer closes! She did the same thing last time she went to jail, but back then, she chose fillers for her lip augmentation. This time, according to AwfulPlasticSurgery, she wanted something permanent because she didn’t know how long she was going to be locked up.

Screwed up priorities? You bet ‘cha! Fame and fortune is eating this poor girl alive, and she’s giving new meaning to the phrase “keep a stiff upper lip” 🙂

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