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Perez Hilton has a couple great photo galleries on his site called the “Creepiest Men/Women of Hollywood”, and these two characters stood out from the bunch as being ultra creepy 🙂
Are they the creepiest in Hollywood? Probably not, but that doesn’t make it any easier to take your eyes off them!
The both have the ultimate example of what happens to all of us as we get older… volume loss in the face. Most of us don’t lose volume to this extreme (Christopher’s face is almost falling off!), but we all lose it. We spend our lives dieting and sweating away our fat, and then all of a sudden we wish we had some extra to make our faces look young again.
Wouldn’t it be great if we could take some fat from a place that we have too much and put it in a place where we don’t have enough? And if we could get rid of those sunken cheeks, hanging jowls, and turkey necks?
There is! With the 3 F’s of Facial Rejuvenation… Facelift, Fat Injections, Fillers…
Keep reading to find out how we can make the creepiest couple in Hollywood look young again!
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Christopher Walken

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FaceLift
Christopher’s skin is literally falling off his face! He’s aged dramatically over the past few years, and it’s time for him to do something about it. See those jowls and that turkey skin on his neck? A face and neck lift could make those a thing of the past! He could literally look 10-15 years younger with a procedure that takes about 3 hours and leaves him with a nearly invisible scar hidden around the ear.

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Fat Injections
Christopher is a prime example of volume loss in the face that happens to all of us when we age. He’s lost it to the extreme, which is bad a bad thing right now because he looks like a cadaver, but it’s a good thing because it’s easy to fix! We could easily liposuction some extra fat from his abdomen and inject it into the intense looking cheek hollows, into the those deep lines next to his chin and around his mouth, into his non-existent lips, and into the deep hollows under his eyes. He would look like a new man! No question about it. Plus, the stem cells in the fat have been know to have positive long-term effects on the overlying skin by making it appear younger over the first year after injection.
Fillers
Since Chris is a pretty thin dude, there’s a chance that we might not be able to find enough fat on him to replace the fat he lost in the face, so we would have to resort to fillers as an alternative. A combination of Sculptra and Juvederm would work wonders in this situation.
Tilda Swinton

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FaceLift
Tilda doesn’t need a full facelift. Most of her skin is still holding up where it should be. What she could use is a “mini” facelift to stop those jowls that are just starting to appear, and get rid of those awful neck lines she has under her chin. A mini-facelift has a smaller scar around the ear (which is inconsequential since the scar from a regular facelift heals almost invisibly if done correctly), and a slightly shorter recovery time.
Fat Injections
Tilda needs her facial volume restored almost as much as Chris. Facial volume is even more important in women since it keeps them from looking like… well, men! There’s no question that Tilda is looking a little boy’ish in this picture. She doesn’t have the classic youthful heart-shaped face that we all admire in our teens, 20’s and 30’s, but this could easily be remedied with fat injections to her cheek and temple hollows, and also to her paper thin lips.
Fillers
Fillers might play a key role for Tilda since there’s probably not an ounce of fat on her body that we could use for her face! It would be preferable to use fat if possible for it’s anti-aging effects on the skin we talked about above, but if she doesn’t have any, we’re pretty SOL 🙂 Thankfully, we have wonderful fillers like Sculptra and Juvederm that would work perfectly to fill those cheek and temple hollows that are keeping her from looking like a prettier, younger, girlier version of herself.
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Photo Credit: PerezHilton
NOTICE: None of the celebrities or individuals discussed here have ever received treatment, surgery, medical advice, or evaluations from any author, physician, surgeon, or representative of this blog. All images and photos in this article represent models only. No actual patients or clients are shown.